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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I'm Back!!!

The weirdest, most annoying thing just happened to me now! I just typed a very long post and it disappeared before I could save or publish it. I'm so pissed. The auto save thingy doesn't seem to be working anymore. In fact this 'Create Post' page is looking real strange to me!

Well, let me try and start afresh...dang!
Thanks to all those who kept checking up on me. I'm back now and ready for action. My boss traveled since last week (em, sorry o), but he gave me a whole lot of work to last one year! I've relaxed jare...since I know I possibly can't meet up before he returns on Monday. Talk about unrealistic expectations!!

Nothing much has been happening sha...a little bit of this and a little bit of that. I will now proceed to ramble some. My aunt (Mom's cousin) was in Abuja over the weekend. She was on her way to Kaduna on official assignment and decided to visit with me before continuing on her journey. She kept asking funny questions and I knew they were all about Boo. She was asking strange questions like who paid for my house? Who furnished it? Who bought me a car? How did I get my job? Was I sleeping with Boo? I thought these questions were down right strange and inappropriate, but I just laughed them off without answering any of them. I introduced her to Boo eventually at a party organized by Boo's office. He asked me to invite her if she was up to it. To cut the long story short, she was acting real funny all night. When we got home, I asked her what the problem was, but she said that her spirit and his don't agree, that she prayed about us and because she felt uneasy, she decided to speak to her pastor. Her pastor told her that Boo is a 419, that he just wants to use and dump me! She went on to say that the only way I could make him mine forever was to get pregnant, that couldn't I see he was too good to be true? I was too amazed for words! Just imagine. I told her I didn't want to hear any more. If that was her motherly advice to me, she should just keep it to herself. Her 2 daughters are yet to be married and they are older than me...no suitors, nothing. Na my life she wan come spoil? If she knew so much, why were her kids not married? Abeg! I feel she is just jealous.
I was so glad when she left. I told Boo all she said and we laughed together. It's been a while I heard such crap, really.

I have started going to the gym again (I quit a while back and I swear, I've gained at least 2KG!). I want to loose the extra weight and prevent any future weight gains. Putting on the weight is easy, but getting it off is the real pain. I weigh 64KG normally. I'm 5ft 6inches tall, so I'm just OK. Not skinny, but not fat and I love the way i am but I need to work hard to maintain what I've got. That reminds me...one jerk of a guy saw me having lunch in my office recently and was trying to joke one kind yeye joke. He said, 'Chickito, So you still dey chop? You are already well padded and people like you need to save food for the rest of us to eat.' He laughed very loudly as if congratulating himself for telling some brilliant joke. The guy forgot that his wife looks like luxury bus tyres. Very chubby (that is putting it mildly!) I replied him with, 'I'm guessing your wife didn't get the memo?' *Ouch* I'm sure he thought to himself. He stopped laughing and walked away. Next time, he'd know better.

Any way I guess I've done my bit here for today. Be good y'all and enjoy the rest of your day!
I'm out!

50 comments:

goodnaijagirl said...

Oooooh, that reply you gave to your coworker was good; a definite "ouch"!

I would think that 64kg on a 5'6 frame would be considered slender but I guess these things are all relative abi?

And I agree that your "auntie" is just jealous. Good thing you're a confident babe and you and Boo could just laugh it off!

Abbie said...

lol! Great come back!!

With your aunt, talk about unsolicited ass-vice!!

(going to calculate what 64kg is in pounds) But I trusts GNG's math, you are probably a small cute omoge.

darkelcee said...

welcome back dear
Luxury bus tyres ke? that's tight! lollll

ur aunty, just pray jare.

Pray pray and pray.

Nothing do you!

Anonymous said...

whew!!!
welcome back.
don't take ur aunt seriously too
LOL@ ur wife didn't get the memo...

Naapali said...

Remind me not to cross words with you.

As to your Aunt, avoid her and her type like the plague. What is her problem sef? She is not marrying Boo, you are. See the suffer the poor guy has to endure. On the other hand are you sure Boo did not slip her some change to get her support for some pre-marital sampling?

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

ehn ehn, i kne wBoo was a 419 jo!!! i kid i kid. Lol ur aunt and my Biological mum will get along just fine i tell u, dats d kind of bullshit she owuld come up with, a few mnths ago she calle dme and said dat d pastor told her d guy i was dating was also a 419, i started to laugh, at the time i wasnt dating anyone i didnt know when i opene dup my mouth and said to her, thats just a crock load of shit and u know it. lol. i tire..

bumight said...

that's what they call carrying someone else's problems on your head and pulling ur own with one hand (as per aunty), bt you handled it just fine...

remind me not to cross you in the future, double ouch! for ur co-worker...

Nice Anon said...

lol@ luxury bus tyres
Dust them haters off! Glad you're back.

Naijachic said...

She's back, yah!!

Meen, I have saved that reburt for anyone that has the misfortune to cross me oh!

Bookie19 said...

The guy forgot that his wife looks like luxury bus tyres

That was a good come back for your big mouth co-worker..Its about time u came back to blogville and your aunt is extremely jealous...which one is her own

pink gloves said...

Your aunt, Chikito she had so many bad things to say about Boo, but then advised you to get pregnant to keep him. That is the angle you should have thrown at her, she woulda been quiet.

I am laughing at what u told that guy. Iyawo looks like tire. lol.

Afrobabe said...

Hahahahahahah @ the fool’s wife not getting the memo…guess his mind wasn’t home at that point lol..
The weight thing is getting to me as well..It just creeps up on you especially over the winter as I don’t go where I don’t absolutely have to..Just sleep, eat, crawl to the tube station and back as soon as possible,sleep and eat some more…I almost passed out on some stupid machine yesterday just after 10 mins.

That aunty…hmmm we all have them..one asked me why I don’t just get pregnant for a white man…imagine the trash…

aloted said...

nawa for your aunty o..am glad you and your Boo dismissed her rants...

girl..u are hilarious..see how u finished your co-worker..lol

all the best with the gyming. Speaking of which i shld join one!!!

Sha said...

Mehn that aunty of urs, na white garment church she dey go? ONLY ASKING.. anywayz, just continue to pray, all u need is God and positive ppl around you.

Simi Speaks said...

Luving the cleverness of ur response back to the silly dude. now that's my kind of girl! lol

how ur ya? When's the wedding? Dec? if so, am forcing an IV out of u. yes ke!

shalewa said...

ur wive looks like luxurious bus tires,hilarious!u r harsh.welcome from work-ville.
and ur aunt,two words-bad belle.stay away from her oh.remain blessed

Sting said...

What kind of advice was ur auntie giving u? First she said he's a 419, but she wants u to get pregnant so u can keep him? Makes no sense.

high 5 for answering ur idiotic coworker the way u did. Next time he'll think twice b4 making anymore fat jokes.

onydchic said...

Ah yes, bad blood. I've developed the art of ignoring 'haters'. Trapping him with a pregnancy? The same woman who said she's been praying, that's her 'divine' advice. Will the hypocricy ever end??

And god bless Nigerians. Esp those men who will apprach you with a 9 month pregnancy and have the audacity to call you fat. How is it is business? Abi, are you his wife?

FYI, you are my HERO for that response. Put that guy in his place!

Naija Chickito said...

@onydchic-awwww babes...

Afrobabe said...

you have been tagged!!!

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLL @ "I'm sure ur wife didn't get the memo." Ha ha ha...he must have been really shocked. I'm sure he didn't consider his wife at first...eyahhhh, now I feel sorry for him.

As for ur aunt whose pastor said ur sweet-heart was a 419...what a thing to say!!! Just be prayerful concerning these things sha...hmm. :)

Naija Chickito said...

@Afro- Oh no you didn't!

desperate lady said...

Welcome bck babes...missed ya loads! Thats all u told ur aunt? ur really nice n sweet.....
as 4 ur coworker...lmao at his wife lookin like tyres...loooool n then ur responce to him.....gosh ur so mean.....,scratch ma 3rd sentence, ur not nice n sweet at all....

LG said...

lol@'I'm guessing your wife didn't get the memo? chick u wicked o,lol

*na wa for ur auntie o, abeg fashi jare, nothing do u

LG said...

welcome back

ablackjamesbond said...

Good to have u back!

If i were u, that Aunt go become persona non grata for my house. You should be as far away as possible from that ur Aunt and her type.

Great response u gave that ur 'soboleyoke' colleague.

fantasy queen said...

you're back! yayyy.

now that was some mean sturves you gave the loud mouth. i hate it when people make such lousy comments.

and about your aunt *shaking head slowly* thats what most girls want to hear. full permission to go on a sexalicious spree. lol

soupasexy said...

ha ha ha ha..@ ur colleague.

abeg ignore all them bad belle and haters jare!

yankeenaijachick said...

Ur coworker don kolo be that. Na wa o. Pray about you and the bobo. U never know the truth. God knows ur future Mr right.

QMoney said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?av left my comment twice and it never posts!!!ahan!!!!!!

anonymous gal said...

1st welcome bac.
chei ur aunty hv nothin to say but chei. goodness. so how far wit the gettin preg...hv u started u know...

anonymous gal said...

and i wonder who told the world that pple wit flesh shld not eat? drives me crazy when pple pass such comments as if so coz u fat u shld starve.

QMoney said...

dis blogger can stress sum1 too much jare,i have had to type 2ice,dis is my 3rd time!!argghh!!!

Anyway,1st i'll advise u to type in notepad then copy and paste to blogger so dat if u lose it,u can recopy and paste!!i better take my advose 4 my own sanity....LOL
ur reply to ur colleague was right on point!!
actually,i would have told u to take ur aunty not too lightly and go to ur own pastor if she dint add d preggers thing.4 cryin out loud,no right thinking sane true man/woman of God will advise u to get preggers for sum1 dat is 419.wat happened to praying for him??4cryin out loud,if ur spirits dont agree,she should be askin u to flee not hook him up by force!!
i dont tink she's jealous sha,i tink she is MIGHTY DESPERATE for u!!(dunno who asked her to be though)maybe cos of her daughters....My aunt once told me my beau has 2 of us and cant decide who he wants!!if she had told me to sleep with him(not from a religious point of view oh),i'd even understand her fears........as for all those many many questions,aunts libe to POKNOSE,its a nigerian thing.of which if u had answered her,dnt be surprised if anoda aunt calls u to tell u dat u are not sleeping with all d men in abuja for money.LOL!!
e go better sha!!!
takia

ps:dis blogger had bettter behave dis time!!!!

30+ said...

Lol I see you are not go home and bring response type of gal. Your co worker will think twice next time.

Your aunty is .......

doll said...

Ouch. …..LMAO. sometimes its gd 2 put pple in their place

Naija Chickito said...

@anonymous gal-preggers ke? e mi? No way. That is the most ridiculous thing ever. If Boo na 419, na God go drive am for me find me correct one. But he's cool like that. I'll still wait until we say 'I do' to wriggle my hips and test my fertility level! Lol

QMoney said...

Doll,wetin do ur blog?i cant find it and d yarns was in french!!

Naija Chickito said...

qmoney- really? french..hmmm

princesa said...

What kind of advice did ur aunt give you???
That woman sounds like bad news... dont even tell her anything about boo again o.

Gym?
Okay maybe just to keep fit cos i think 64kg is very cool. What i wont give to be 70kg again but then am tall(5 10).

Glad u are back girl.

Free-flowing Florida said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

abeg, no mind ur aunt. na bad belle. which kain! first, boo is 419. den u should trap him wit pregnancy. den, he's too good 2 b true. don't they just sound contradictory. hmm, some pple no sabi 2 mind their business

@ 5' 6", weighing 64kg, u r fine joo. am 5' 6 & half ", & weighing ... no idea. too scared 2 see a figure dat will make me take ur colleagues advice.

Ms. emmotions said...

hmmmm,
shessssssssssssss finally back,

welcome backkkkkk gal

Naija Chickito said...

@princesa-hello babes. Don't mind my aunt...confused woman. Of course I don't take advise from people who have not put their own house in order!
And speaking of weight, I've seen your pix and you look just fine to me. I'm not as tall as you so I can't afford to weigh more than 64 o. That na fire.


@Free-flowing Florida-you are so funny. I'm sure you look just fine. lol.

As for my aunt, she believes Boo doesn't really want to marry me, he just wants to sample my goodies and walk. So to make sure he doesn't mess me up, I should get pregnant! Talk of ridiculous. We already have a tentative date, so what the heck? Besides we don't sleep together, so if all he wanted was some piece of a$$, he would have walked since! over sabi aunty.

@ms emmotions-yes o. I'm back. how you day?

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

yay...your back


what a mess, dont listen to yopur aunty, i dont which kind pastor go talk that kind thing, na bad bele abi watin

moving onto the man what a fool,.classic case of "The pot calling kettle black

anyway bbz, hpe u have a fantastic day too....

Mommy said...

Sweery, you are a smart girl and I'm glad you didn't let 'Aunty' run you down. You see thats the problem...your immediate relative show no concern, not that they don't care o; they keep their distance in your personal matters. The distant relatives pretend they like you more than your own family. If not what business is it of hers if you're or you've slept with Boo. Next time she's coming into town, tell her you are not in town. You'll discover that one of her daughters has accompanied her on such visits. Take care now!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

oh wow, your aunt's advice was to get knocked up? Haba! Some Naija folks.

The Indecent One..... said...

lmao @ ur response.....

na wa 4 ur aunt o....some women sha...which one is it seems too good to be true? I bet she's been used to a lotta bad things and negative sturvz round her dat she cant even imagine there's goodness somewhere else....*hiss*

Tolantino said...

Na wah o.. so she wants you to get pregnant? total bull shit. is that what she's advising her daughters to do? make you no even give her the time of the day.

As for pple who think they are smart when they make fat pple joke, I only got two words.."get stuffed"

Ollay said...

WTF!...which kind dust your aunt dey yarn sef...sorry o no offence but yarns like that pee me off. Reminds me of a certain someone.

How u dey sha. Meself don land again.

ibiluv said...

love the response you gave to worker.....serves the asswipe right.........

thats y ur cousins are still single-they have been listening to bad advice from their mama....

people alwayz hate what they dont have...............

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